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PostSubject: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyThu Jun 25 2009, 22:08

king of pop jackson dies
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyThu Jun 25 2009, 22:12

I wonder if anyone will get there tickets back or get told to, "Beat It"

Sorry if that hurt anyones feelings
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyThu Jun 25 2009, 23:37

thank f**k for that
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyThu Jun 25 2009, 23:46

Joke ownage session Sorry Very Happy

If Michael Jackson gets cremated, would his ashes come out Black or White?

Apparently due to his high plastic content, under US legislation Micheal Jackson has to be recycled

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August

At the death bed of micheal jackson the priest readin him his last rights asked "what would you like to be if re incarnated micheal?". micheal looked at him an replied " id like to be brought back as a sports bottle". looking confused the priest asked "whys that my child" to which jacko softly said " so i can squirt my load into a young boys mouth one more time

maybe his nose fell off his lips swelled up and he suffocated

its a shame his heart couldnt just beat it....

No matter how many times i listened to thriller.. i just thought he was saying filler i thought it was the story of his life.

Whats difference between a ghost n jackson, he's whiter!

hes probably moved onto better things... with mr presley! they probably live in the middle of nowhere and presley owns a burger bar and jackson a school...

I wonder if the fans will get all their money back for tickets or Simply get told to "beat it!"

Maybe Madeline will find her way home :/

Sorry All taken from Club Polo
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 09:09

It is true he has passed away, How will they ever find maddie mcann now!!

Have you heard about the McDonalds Michael Jackson special?

Its a 50 year old hot dog in an 8 year old bun.

Why did michael jackson die at 3:15?

Because thats when the big had touches the little hand.

Seriouslly some 1 stop me or i could go on all day.

quality
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 09:12

just realised luke beat me to it on the maddie jokes!!dam your quick.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 11:58

jij_mellow_yellow wrote:
It is true he has passed away, How will they ever find maddie mcann now!!

Have you heard about the McDonalds Michael Jackson special?

Its a 50 year old hot dog in an 8 year old bun.

Why did michael jackson die at 3:15?

Because thats when the big had touches the little hand.

Seriouslly some 1 stop me or i could go on all day.

quality


Keep them coming. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 12:14

Aye Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 15:41

Michael Jackson doesn't want to be buried or cremated,instead he wants to be recycled into carrier bags.
That way he can still be white, plastic an dangerous for kids to play with...
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 16:53

They are going to use his ashes in an etch-a-sketch, that why little kids can still play with him
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 17:03

Apparently the doctors managed to bring him back to life in the hospital, but then they wheeled him past the kids ward and he went stiff.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 17:05

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 17:06

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney ??

Disney can still touch kids
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 17:07

The autopsy on Michael Jackson just came in. He died of food poisoning. From eating a 7 year old weiner.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptyFri Jun 26 2009, 17:08

When Farrah Fawsett died and went to heaven she asked one thing of God.

"God, can you grant me one wish before I enter the gates to heaven?" She asked.

"Yes." God replied. "You have lived a good and giving life. What is your wish?"

"My sole wish is that all of the kids stay safe down on earth." She told God.

"Consider it granted my child." God said with a smile.


***Some where in California***
Michael Jackson: "Ouch, My chest hurts!"

Fucking hell I could go on all day with these!!
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 11:12

hahhaa go on sickepedia they have loadsss of jokes
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 11:31

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 11:33

What's the difference Michael Jackson and Alex Fergurson? Alex Ferguson will be playing giggs next year

Michael Jackson, mother Theresa and George Bush were flying on an airplane full of elementary school children. The engines die and the plane is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes. Mother Theresa:We have to save the children! George Bush: Screw the children! Michael Jackson: Do you think there's time?


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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 11:48

2 paramedics standin next to jacko, one said to the other, "how do u perform CPR", the other one said "well, do u see that heart there, just beat it

news flash: jacko to be cremated and sprinckled into curry, so those kids can feel him go through their arse one more time.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

whats the difference between michael jackson and a PS3? there both plastic, come in black or white and get turned on by kids!!!

I heard he died in a childrens hospital. He had a stroke

Aparrently his heart attack was caused by the police raiding his house for drugs. They found class a in the kitchen, class b in the dining room and class 4c in his bedroom

It's been reported that michael jackson is to have an open coffin so his kids can say goodbye.......it won't be the 1st time they've seen him stiff

whats the difference between michael jackson and casper? ones white and scares little kids, and the others just a ghost

Doctors have confirmed that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to kids. Again.

Apparently, the heart disease comes from his protestant fathers side of the family, the Billy Gene

Q: What do acne and Michael Jackson have in common? A: They both come on young boys' faces.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 11:58

jacko song
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 12:23

he isnt dead - he gone into hiding, much like he has been doing for the last how may years - by dieing (or staging a death) he knows he will get billions.....

my conspiracy theory anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 12:25

catDUB wrote:
hahhaa go on sickepedia they have loadsss of jokes

Sickepedia had crashed when I posted them yesterday, "too many users" LOL
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySat Jun 27 2009, 22:07

try

www.michaeljacksonsdeadjokes.com or somthing like that, he's been dead 2 days and theres allready a web site about him..lmao
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySun Jun 28 2009, 01:30

All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!
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PostSubject: Re: micheal jackson dies   micheal jackson dies EmptySun Jun 28 2009, 01:53

I was walking through the park today, when I saw a Michael Jackson comeback tour ticket nailed to a tree.

I thought, 'I'm having that!'

This is going to be the best comeback since Jesus
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