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GezDub
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PostSubject: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 19:39

Whats the Penalty for Hit 'n' Run????


What can i do to take a few years off the penalty???
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PianoMan
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 20:00

What?! Why? Shocked
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technique
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 20:07

if you mean youve bumped into another car and fled the scene you will lose your license

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PianoMan
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 20:11

Don't really get these random outburst threads? Neutral
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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:10

no im thinking of running someone over whats the best way to do it so i get minimal sentance
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20v-turbo
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:12

GezDub wrote:
no im thinking of running someone over whats the best way to do it so i get minimal sentance


best way is to higher sumone to do it,



or use a car nt owned by u, nd swap plates lol
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Cymro
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:14

something about 4x4 sized, with bull bars. make sure you also have a pressure washer to hand.

Failing that get an Auto and claim youve never driven an auto and dint think it would take off like that without the accelerator. Laughing

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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:27

i just planned it out get another driver to drive in front of me and when the target is spotted.... drop oil all over the road through a secret hole in the car then i aim for the target making sure i hit the oil and mow him down which would mean the assisting driver can just drive away having nothing to do with it and i can pretend like i saw the oil and tried to slow down but lost control and hit him
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Luke_MK1
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:29

i dont get this, personally id tamper with my brakes then head for the target, brakes obviously fail, police should then think hmmmm someones been playing etc etc
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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:35

AHHH nice one see if we all work together we can be the best criminal syndicate going
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OwainMK1
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:37

Dont forget to reverse, just to make sure like.
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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 21:38

The VAG WALES MAFIA strikes again
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PianoMan
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyWed Mar 24 2010, 22:14

What is this I don't even?!
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themimoth
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyThu Mar 25 2010, 14:31

best ways to get on with it withought starting a forrum to let people know your intentions Wink

try hit and phone an ambulance - then it`l look like it was an accident Smile

or if they drive you could use the good old chicken soup tric Wink
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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyThu Mar 25 2010, 14:35

not gonna do anything just wanted to fantasize
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PianoMan
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyThu Mar 25 2010, 17:51

Well you're certainly a one of a kind mate. Fairplay to you Wink
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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyThu Mar 25 2010, 18:56

Im unique.......Just like everyone else
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Crease!
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyThu Mar 25 2010, 23:22

i think you should first invite so called *marked* man on night out, get fucked, drink shots, maybe even dance etc, then strip him naked and cling film him naked to a lampost, if anything this will provide majour comedy, aswell as making him look like a cunt ha!

then leave him there, and in the morning u can jump into ur car, hungover from the night before, pick me up tinnie in one hand and joint in the other, then you *nip to shop* to get fags/food/drink

then on your way, u can swerve violently to avoid the fox that ran out into the road, thus sending u spinning uncontrablly(all four tyres pretty much flat & bald of course) towrds the forementioned lampost with the naked, hungover, stoopid prick u wanted to run over =]

this way it was a genuine mistake, u have no idea why some bloke was clingfilmed to a lampost, he should have been there for starters, u cant help ur an alchy, goes to courts, u plead ur sorry, get let off with a few hours community service and go on a AA course to help with ur alchahol addiction that u previously claimed u had!!


in my eyes....full of win!
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Sparky
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyFri Mar 26 2010, 08:45

You lot have issues. Laughing
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Crease!
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyFri Mar 26 2010, 08:55

Sparky wrote:
You lot have issues. Laughing

lol either that or one vivid imagination Shocked
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PianoMan
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptyFri Mar 26 2010, 19:40

Think I'm with Sparky on this one Razz
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GezDub
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptySat Mar 27 2010, 18:04

Crease you either a psychopath or a ...... no thats all i can think of
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Crease!
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PostSubject: Re: The Law Need Assistance   The Law Need Assistance EmptySat Mar 27 2010, 20:05

its all good see =] now u need how to do it!
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