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Cymro
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:01

hahaha. i she well fit?

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:01

gutted its finished now, was looking forward to seein her around midnight haha..

shes on keith_lemons facebook now!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:02

im sure she d like to move and play with ur balls rofl Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:03



micheala tabb,,,,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:07

stop it i can just imagine her stretched out on that table
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:08

beat me to it, git. LaughingLaughing


Its just a way to get more people watching snooker so its not shoved on some crappy back water digital channel.

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McLOVIN - RE: Polo Show 2011 - There was a ginger alert at the gate?? Man that place is well ahead of the times, next they'll be installing gas fittings into the shower heads in the gingers showers...



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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:09

lol we ll all have a go, but im going first
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:13

she can do that with my balls anyday, lol Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:29

im sure she d love it in the back of ur vr timmy
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 20:43

ThePhonic wrote:
stop it i can just imagine her stretched out on that table
id buy that for a dollar




i`ll have sloppies - EWWWWWWW
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Mon May 04 2009, 21:50

dollars a good price ant but ill go up to $1.50
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 08:56

fooking mot lad aiiiii

co`s down from 4% to .6%..

apparently VR powered motoring just got cheaper
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 21:59

Im sure i said anything VW, today i get told sorry we now only have Chevvy\'s but to make my life worse its this the Chevrolet Aveo 1.4 16v LT (the sports model Laughing) brand new today with 100miles on the clock.

and too be honest ill let the top gear review fill you in on the rest as its bloody true...

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Things I would rather do than spend another weekend in a Chevrolet Aveo:

1) Staple my face to the side of a fast-moving train.

2) Watch golf.

3) Perform a rectal examination on an enraged, territorial chimpanzee.

I could go on. The Aveo really is that bad. No, not bad exactly. Bad would be OK. You could come in on Monday morning and have a laugh about how dashed funny it was when the steering rack worked itself loose at 80mph, and that the only frequency the radio picked up was the mental workings of The Stig (bleeps and the faint noise of pigeons cooing, since you ask). The Aveo is worse than bad. Itís nothingy.

By way of proof, just look at its nose. No, itís not as ha-ha-amusingly ugly as a Subaru Tribeca. But look at the Chevy badge, wedged between the two halves of the grille. Why the hell did that end up there? You can just imagine the Chevrolet designers in their final meeting, slamming their sketch-books shut with a contented thud, and one of them piping up, ďEr, guys... bad news. We forgot to put the badge on.Ē

Looks, of course, are subjective. You might love it. You might. But, at some point, youíd have to get in the Aveo and actually drive it. And then youíd be sad. Itís just Ė and hereís that word again Ė nothingy. Lifeless and corpulent, like a comatose publican.

I drove the 1.4-litre petrol, the performance engine in the line-up. Thereís a 1.2-litre petrol too. I assume it comes with a CD of ĎBest Mournful Weeping Sounds of the 90sí. The 1.4 will hit 60mph in 12 seconds. It feels like longer. The steering is lifeless, the engine sounds crude and thrashy, and the brakes are vague. At one point, the engine stuck at about 3,000rpm, refusing to return to idle. I quite liked that.

The Aveo might have a place as a road safety measure. You end up driving slowly, just because itís too depressing to try to push on. That said, I spent the weekend hoping someone would crash into me Ė not hard, you understand, no death or breaking of bones or anything, just a nice satisfying thud Ė because it would liven up the tedium. They didnít.

OK, the Aveo may be rubbish, but at least itís cheap, eh? No. No it isnít. Our test model weighed in at £9,545. Yes, you get trinketry like heated mirrors and steering-wheel-mounted controls, but you could buy a Mazda2 for that money. Or, if you hang on a month of two, a new Fiesta. Or a new Jazz. Or, if you canít wait that long,just walk. Youíll be happier.

It really is that bad!!! almost as bad as this happening to you>>>>

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:01

Destroy the engine and say it broke then ask Strctly for a golf Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:03

cant theyve got rid of their fleet of VW's, the only VW they could have given me was a W12 engined Pheoton, but it wouldnt fit in my drive. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:04

Road ??
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:06

Dont think the neighbours or my parents would appreciate me blocking 3 two car drives with one, its about a foot and half longer than a Saab 9000.

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:12

Yeah, suppose my dads disco 3 just fits on his drive we can get it further but only the bonnet untill the mirros smack the wall even ppointed in
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:13

been along time from my last post in this thread so heres a lil up date
iam pissed off today for :
shiznit job in work
new cleaning stuff not turning up
newist mods going down the drain
and loosing out on a mk1 derby !!!
meh
on forgeting to get a birds phone number in chester on
saterday !!!! kicking my self big style
matt

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:17

dont worry matt, get yourself a chevvy and you brain will melt out your ears with boredom.


the car is just mind-numbingly boring tbh, also the abs system cuts in at the slightest touch of the brakes.

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:33

we need pics of this chevvy.....

also as i did, affix the vw show stickers you attend in it - in its window.
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:46

will get them 2moz. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Tue May 05 2009, 22:53

wicked... is this going to be on the all types stand, with dub badges cable tied on?
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Wed May 06 2009, 01:01

lol u should of just sed f**k it and got the phaeton, ur rents would of had no choice
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PostSubject: Re: Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)   Wed May 06 2009, 04:36

thought id test change my name as thephonic wasnt really vw e, plus its handy now cauz my intials of my surname are vw! cheers
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