Rats of the road ?

What r urs ? Know when ur drivin around mindin ur own business, and you see a "car" and you just wunna rip the drivers head off for driving such a shitbag ! Gets u all worked up an shiznit (might just b me) lol

1st offender in the auld kia pride ! proper shed. Wouldent forgive a poor student for driving one of these.


2nd is ssssshityangyong or whatever ! Just ridicilous, words fail me.


And my pet hate are MG's, all of them infact, rats of the road. Terrible cars, an the people who drive them for sum unknown reason love them.

civic type r`s give me rage mostly cos any of them who actually do try it on get much more than they bargained for - but mostly cos 99% of them just dont know how to drive them or are frightened

thats about it really

Spotty little gimps driving Saxo's like twats. There was a red 1.1 in holyhead today with THE loudest exhaust I've heard in ages. Revs up drops the clutch and managed the tiniest little wheelspin in the pi$$ing rain across (you've guessed it) Mcdonalds car park. 3 o clock in the afternoon with little kids walking around etc.

I wanted to chase him and give him a good kicking it wound me up so much lol !!

Puntos do it for me - Just look so cheap and plasticy

Also Ford KA's my next door neighbour who i bought my Polo has one, (got taught to drive at first in it) and not only does it fell crap - She has ruined it by puting PINK spots over it , tinted windows and the worst cheapest Kenwood Audio install EVER!!!

Chevrolet Kalos

Cars on the road don't bother me, in work thou!!

LDVs (we are going to have a party when they all rot away) such a bloody parts bin of a van, tryin to work out anything other than filters is a bloody nightmare.

See exactly where your comin from with type r 's, a certain type of people buy them cos they think they're fast, but cant drive. Ohh would love to see their faces when the Vr starts rollin lol.

Mine would have to ford fiesta mk- Why would you buy them? they look cheap, they fell cheap and THEY ARE CHEAP! S

Any Well Known British Car Maker, I would love to rip the flat capped driving glove wearing tossers heads off.

im with gaz, cant stand little shits in saxo's who think their in skylines.

saxos mostly ford fiestas because they are well quick init

I had an MG ZR160 in Belgium.. and it's the best car I've owned to date... but then I'm just fitting your stereotype there... :p


Guess I'm also a cock for driving an Audi then?

Well evidence suggests yes...


My dad drove a bimmer... he taught me to drive.. people say I do drive like him... and it's said that the "cocks" went from bimmers to Audi's... lol


D'Oh!


Anyways.. Rats.. Corsas that are bog standard.. with the black bumpers and everything.. yet have rims, big exhausts and lexus lights... (same applies for Saxo's, pug 106's etc..) now.. if these spotty faced teens stopped spending their money on useless mods, buying McD's food and going to the movies... (I usually see them down there too...) then they could probably afford a better car within a year, easy! Like... a VAG!?

But then.. would we want to associate those drivers with VAG? Hmm...

but everyone knows MGZR or what ever are not made by Well Known British Car Maker LMAO

Chris_Irish wrote:

LDVs (we are going to have a party when they all rot away) such a bloody parts bin of a van, tryin to work out anything other than filters is a bloody nightmare.

lol our company just aquired another company who made all the brake lines, formed plastic parts etc for ldv -- we have had unipart on the blower asking for aftermarket bits "fuel vent pipes" etc and we have no clue how to make them - so either they will rot away or simply have no parts supply to keep them going.

So, at a guess, you sold it before it reached 40k or so miles ? Wouldent have been the best car you ever owned then, i'm thinking.

Good too see that you saw the light and made the leap to a proper car mate.

Well... my car history so far

Mk1 Golf Rabbit (failed MOT several times and is probably a 1m x 1m cube now )

Mk1 Golf Karmann Cabrio Coupe ... all I can say is... Mmmmm (white body/red roof+interior)

MG ZR160 (bought from new.. got all niggles sorted within it's warranty time and erm.. not sure how many KM's it had when I sold it.. quite a lot though.. I drove it to an MG-R meet in Coventry :p)

Honda CRX Del Sol (Rustbucket and a half.. plus it wasn't the 160bhp version.. plus it was an Auto.. ARGH! Sold this at a financial loss.. :\ )
Audi A6.. OOH YEH!


So yah.. a large % of VAG in there.. and I'm trying to sway the wife to for us to get another VAG car for her, teehee.

Oh.. something else to add to the Rats list.. anything touched by a PENSIONER! OMG! I walked past a car today and all I could hear was the engine revving and it was inching back, stopping.. inching back.. stopping.. but engine on constant revvs... two pensioners in it trying to revers about 2m, rofl... on double yellows no less.. URGH! SHOT I SAY! SHOT!

Ohh man, i've seen some car crimes commited by sum old timers ! gees, you'd think that all pensioner cars only had 2 gears, forward an reverse !

keith_lemon wrote:

Chris_Irish wrote:

LDVs (we are going to have a party when they all rot away) such a bloody parts bin of a van, tryin to work out anything other than filters is a bloody nightmare.

lol our company just aquired another company who made all the brake lines, formed plastic parts etc for ldv -- we have had unipart on the blower asking for aftermarket bits "fuel vent pipes" etc and we have no clue how to make them - so either they will rot away or simply have no parts supply to keep them going.

and for my second wish genie...