OMG quality

http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267

haha couldnt believe it when i was reading it.

got to be a pisstake

did you ever read the one about the little boy who folded his rear seats to save weight?

haha nahh man, u got a link

ill find it later - its class, try googling

Pmsl These guys should stick with public transport

I should think that it is a piss take because there was something similar posted on another car forum a couple of years back...

also similar to the kid that spray painted his disc brakes to make them look grooved... oh dear.

deffo fake, seen it before on some bmw forum.

ye, its done the rounds. still always a good giggle.

keith_lemon wrote:

got to be a pisstake

did you ever read the one about the little boy who folded his rear seats to save weight?

cant find the exact thread but here is a quote stolen from another forum:-

Quote :

the car is a little quicker than the standard SXi and so I felt the SRi badges were appropriate. It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around £10 of fuel, again weight saving, and often I use engine cleaner in the fuel load to remove debris from the fuel injectors. The car is always clean improving aerodynamic progress. I have timed the 0 - 60 at 9.3 seconds, and this shaves a couple of seconds off the standard time.

The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.

needless to say a 20 pager of abuse followed, think this guy was on the vxr forum and owner a corsa

keith_lemon wrote:

keith_lemon wrote:

got to be a pisstake

did you ever read the one about the little boy who folded his rear seats to save weight?

cant find the exact thread but here is a quote stolen from another forum:-

Quote :

the car is a little quicker than the standard SXi and so I felt the SRi badges were appropriate. It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around £10 of fuel, again weight saving, and often I use engine cleaner in the fuel load to remove debris from the fuel injectors. The car is always clean improving aerodynamic progress. I have timed the 0 - 60 at 9.3 seconds, and this shaves a couple of seconds off the standard time.

The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.

needless to say a 20 pager of abuse followed, think this guy was on the vxr forum and owner a corsa

ROTFLMAO

Wat a bum licker. These people should be shot

they should of used fine sand hahaha lmao retard or wha

iam surei have seen that before

ha, corsa failz