Have you ever crashed?

Have any of u guys stuffed your motor's? If u have wat happened?

My first crash was in my mk2 fiesta the night after passing my test..Was txtin while driving and cliped a wall! nothing major tho.

My second was in my audi 80,lol wideboi will remember this 1.lol. Driving thru boots car park in bangor i was revorsing at speed and didnt see a bollard! do'h. lol

My third was also in boots car park! on the same bollard! I drove strait into it in my 106, managed to stuff the stering rack and f*ck up the front suspension!( Let just say jah was with me on this 1 )

My fourth was nothing major, Swapped wing mirrors witha corsa driving down newbrough in my step mum's car!! she wasnt impressed.lol

Thats all so far.lol Tell me your story's..

1)umm put a renault 19 up the arse of a bmw years ago in pentreth 12 hours after buying it on my way to work - £10k insurance claim from the guy for injuries (1999)

2)put a car i had just bought from auction up the back of a safira in queensferry, they never claimed for some reason, as therewas only a scuff on the bumper as it had a towbar. 2005 i think

3) had someone who was buying bits off a mk2 i was breaking go up the back of one of my nice mk2s, may 2007 still waiting on injury payout


nothing serious at all, its so easy to loose concentration and ram somethin up the back - anyone whos seen my driving will realise i give too much space between me and the car in front as i`m cautious as hell about going up the back of people.

haha yammmannn lost controll in my little fiesta and ploud into a wall suckd balls.
and when that stooooopid cow ploud into the back of the green mk1

stickygreen wrote:

haha yammmannn lost controll in my little fiesta and ploud into a wall suckd balls.
and when that stooooopid cow ploud into the back of the green mk1

Green mk2!! dude wat u been smoking??

haha green mk2 wtf u on bout jij

stickygreen wrote:

haha green mk2 wtf u on bout jij

Lmao u

1st ford orion doin 60 dwn back roads and didnt see a car comin round da corner slamd on brakes and hit the wall lol


2nd astra mk3 goin dwn a hil in pissin rain and got bit close to volvo in front, he hit his brakes and i hit mine slid dwn the hill into back of him, wrote mine off not even a scratch on his lol

timmy_b_vr6 wrote:

1st ford orion doin 60 dwn back roads and didnt see a car comin round da corner slamd on brakes and hit the wall lol


2nd astra mk3 goin dwn a hil in pissin rain and got bit close to volvo in front, he hit his brakes and i hit mine slid dwn the hill into back of him, wrote mine off not even a scratch on his lol

did the guy in the volvo have a tow bar dude?

lol na, seriously neva crash into a volvo they are built outa armour plated steel i swear

haha it's a tank mate

funny thats wot the car lookd like lol

MK3 golf 1.8 Driver



Went into the body shop and had loads of paintwork but the this happened



From hitting this (note my rear end in the pics that was from doing a 180 through a stone wall)



Another pic of the polo (note the rear seat position behind/in the drivers seat (dont worry it was parked)



a pic of the car that the polo went into



There was also a Mondea that was damaged but i havent got pics of it.

Basically what happened was i came round the corner at speed with a few ales inside me, i then hit the polo in the rear which hit the pug in front. The polo bounced off the pug through a garden wall and the pug hit a mondeo. While that happened i f**ked my face up on the dashboard (big bite marked shape chunk misiing from the dash) and the car span 180 and went backwards through a stone wall, hench the back end being mashed. The whole chassis was twisted and there was a deep crease across the roof.

dam ur lucky to walk away mr technique..

jij_mellow_yellow wrote:

dam ur lucky to walk away mr technique..

Yea i know mate

i done a front flip in my first ax gt500 bought of mr lemon lol. i was goin down some back roads near my house in the dark, came round a blind bend an some dickhead farmer had parked his tractor an trailer across the road with no lights on so instead of hittin the trailer an dying i went for the wall an flipped lol. got a grand in the end tho

slow what conclusions did you come to re: that crash...

something to do with not wearing a seatbelt?

my conclusion is seat belts are not needed wen flippin cars over lol, i think they're only any good in bumps an stuff in high speed crashes u shud hope to thrown out the window lol

so if you are going to be involved in a low speed bump you would quickly apply your seatbelt?

my first day on my bike, fucked my legs up spun out and hit a wall, why are walls made so hard ?

keith_lemon wrote:

so if you are going to be involved in a low speed bump you would quickly apply your seatbelt?

in the passenger seat yes, but no need wen ur driving coz u have a steering wheel to hold onto lol

racing a mate home from work one day in my 205 gti, came round a corner where the road splits into three lanes at the good side of 90 mph and completly lost the back end. the car slid sideways up the road untill the front made love to the wall on the side of the road and flipped the car over. managed to put two large holes in the wall somehow, and rolled the car three times. the car ended up on the opposite side of the road to the wall, on its side, blocking two of the three lanes. bits of my car where everywhere! as the car was sitting nicely on the drivers side, i had to climb out of the small hole where the windscreen used to be!! i got out of the car with only a small cut on the top of my head where the roof had come down on me. reckon if i hadn't of been wearing a belt.... well..... lets not think about that lol!!

the day after i bought a sh*t box escort for £125,the day after that, i got pulled for only have one rear light. thats when they noticed the tax from the 205 displayed in my window!!!
coppers said i was gonna get done for fraud, but i never heard anythin after that and got away with it

so, does this story make me lucky, or unlucky??? i cant decide!! lol

'L' for lucky lol. did you have any pics of the crash man.

wrote my fiesta off in feb, heavy snow, roads were white and i was determined to get to work.
went a little too quick around the corner and lost it, went into an iron fence, did a 180 spin and the back end hit the pole.


how it ended up, rear axel bent, and rear wheel pointing to the passengers side, passenger wheel is buckled. and bumper grille smashed to pieces, and lights broke.



the nice hole, that got created by the bus stop.

hefty damage

going up a hill witha slight bend when i got to the top started sliding, then the front hit the wall then the back end did, nearly flipped over aswell. it was the day after i passed my test aswell gutted