help revenge needed

the guys at the lock up got my loop last night with iam a cunt writen on it socks off and parked up the street any ideas how to get them back ?

come again?

well i share a lock up with 3 lads from work last night around 2 am they came round my house and masking taped a new number plate saying iam a cunt
with a note saying the games on
matt

Shaving foam BTW.

thats been done to many times with my m8s

Cling film wrapped around the car?

looking for my corden off tape the builder red and white stuff but i cant find it

Stuff a orange up there exhaust then seltape a condom on there exhaust,lmao funny outcome.

Jij u legend keep them coming

The old fish under the bonnet trick, Really does smell for weeks. Are they project car's or every day cars?

You could sticker up his car, I done it to dan who has the mk1 mr2 on here, Powered by fair dust on the windscreen. Or you could go old skool at toilet roll it.

Or the classic cheese under the bonnet like they did to James May on Top Gear.

i like the cheese one sparky or u could rob the wheels and leave them on bricks until they say sorry ansd that matts the man

Condom one's good, but you have to reinforce it with lastik band, or it will blow off too quik, scuse the pun. Or if you work in an office, get the hole puncher, open the bottom to get all the round cut-offs, insert them into the vents of the car and put the blowers on full.

Nobody likes a split condom

OwainMK1 wrote:

Condom one's good, but you have to reinforce it with lastik band, or it will blow off too quik, scuse the pun. Or if you work in an office, get the hole puncher, open the bottom to get all the round cut-offs, insert them into the vents of the car and put the blowers on full.

Fill the condom with flour too

, lol

Piss in the pollen filter, fish oil works well too.

but your m8 car in quids in for something silly and watch his phone go crazy,failing that kill his gran,always gets them that one . ta mel

If u tape the jonny on the exhaust it wont move, also jonny filled codom sounds good.lol

Loving the quids in add. lol

What we did to a mate that was getting married was... if one of them has a sun roof (or do it through an open window... halfway open.... fill the car with old tennis balls

take his rota arm off neva start!!!

but him on match.com?

milks a good one?