So,i'm sat at work and i receive a text...

A picture message of a mate at the other place of work

Matty MK1 decided my car needed some TLC,and gave it some Tended Loving bog roll,a carrier bag on the towbar,cardboard tube up the zorst,and selotaped my doorhandles
What a bastard,but i laughed.

But not half as much as when two pissheads took it all off for me hahaha

nice bit of harmless fun, to keep things intresting, wot you gonna do to get them back?

scottymk1 wrote:

nice bit of harmless fun, to keep things intresting, wot you gonna do to get them back?

i text matty saying his nice shiny black MK1 could do with some swirl marks ahahaha
nothing yet,but i'll get him back one day,the bastid!

imagine if someone took a shiznit on ya bonnet

i wouldnt see it,it'd blend in with the bonnet hahaha

thats what i was thinking - imagine if it was a bit wet this shiznit - and you started driving along..... EWWWWW

keith_lemon wrote:

thats what i was thinking - imagine if it was a bit wet this shiznit - and you started driving along..... EWWWWW

hahahahaha
ewwwwww
GOnna was the golf later,i'll check the bonnet for any stains

cool, i wash mine every 3 days the birds are out in force here shittin on everything

keith_lemon wrote:

cool, i wash mine every 3 days the birds are out in force here shittin on everything

i pressure wash mine once a month
thats all it deserves

Martian wrote:

A picture message of a mate at the other place of work

Matty MK1 decided my car needed some TLC,and gave it some Tended Loving bog roll,a carrier bag on the towbar,cardboard tube up the zorst,and selotaped my doorhandles
What a bastard,but i laughed.

But not half as much as when two pissheads took it all off for me hahaha

LOL oh dear, good work getting pissheads to remove it all thou!

Chris_Ash wrote:

Martian wrote:

A picture message of a mate at the other place of work

Matty MK1 decided my car needed some TLC,and gave it some Tended Loving bog roll,a carrier bag on the towbar,cardboard tube up the zorst,and selotaped my doorhandles
What a bastard,but i laughed.

But not half as much as when two pissheads took it all off for me hahaha

LOL oh dear, good work getting pissheads to remove it all thou!

i didnt even ask hahah,they just did it

The perks working in octagon mart.lol