Just let it out... (Swearing allowed..)

hahaha. i she well fit?

gutted its finished now, was looking forward to seein her around midnight haha..

shes on keith_lemons facebook now!!!

im sure she d like to move and play with ur balls rofl

micheala tabb,,,,,,

stop it i can just imagine her stretched out on that table

beat me to it, git.


Its just a way to get more people watching snooker so its not shoved on some crappy back water digital channel.

lol we ll all have a go, but im going first

she can do that with my balls anyday, lol

im sure she d love it in the back of ur vr timmy

ThePhonic wrote:

stop it i can just imagine her stretched out on that table

id buy that for a dollar




i`ll have sloppies - EWWWWWWW

dollars a good price ant but ill go up to $1.50

fooking mot lad aiiiii

co`s down from 4% to .6%..

apparently VR powered motoring just got cheaper

Im sure i said anything VW, today i get told sorry we now only have Chevvy\'s but to make my life worse its this the Chevrolet Aveo 1.4 16v LT (the sports model ) brand new today with 100miles on the clock.

and too be honest ill let the top gear review fill you in on the rest as its bloody true...

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Things I would rather do than spend another weekend in a Chevrolet Aveo:

1) Staple my face to the side of a fast-moving train.

2) Watch golf.

3) Perform a rectal examination on an enraged, territorial chimpanzee.

I could go on. The Aveo really is that bad. No, not bad exactly. Bad would be OK. You could come in on Monday morning and have a laugh about how dashed funny it was when the steering rack worked itself loose at 80mph, and that the only frequency the radio picked up was the mental workings of The Stig (bleeps and the faint noise of pigeons cooing, since you ask). The Aveo is worse than bad. It’s nothingy.

By way of proof, just look at its nose. No, it’s not as ha-ha-amusingly ugly as a Subaru Tribeca. But look at the Chevy badge, wedged between the two halves of the grille. Why the hell did that end up there? You can just imagine the Chevrolet designers in their final meeting, slamming their sketch-books shut with a contented thud, and one of them piping up, “Er, guys... bad news. We forgot to put the badge on.”

Looks, of course, are subjective. You might love it. You might. But, at some point, you’d have to get in the Aveo and actually drive it. And then you’d be sad. It’s just – and here’s that word again – nothingy. Lifeless and corpulent, like a comatose publican.

I drove the 1.4-litre petrol, the performance engine in the line-up. There’s a 1.2-litre petrol too. I assume it comes with a CD of ‘Best Mournful Weeping Sounds of the 90s’. The 1.4 will hit 60mph in 12 seconds. It feels like longer. The steering is lifeless, the engine sounds crude and thrashy, and the brakes are vague. At one point, the engine stuck at about 3,000rpm, refusing to return to idle. I quite liked that.

The Aveo might have a place as a road safety measure. You end up driving slowly, just because it’s too depressing to try to push on. That said, I spent the weekend hoping someone would crash into me – not hard, you understand, no death or breaking of bones or anything, just a nice satisfying thud – because it would liven up the tedium. They didn’t.

OK, the Aveo may be rubbish, but at least it’s cheap, eh? No. No it isn’t. Our test model weighed in at £9,545. Yes, you get trinketry like heated mirrors and steering-wheel-mounted controls, but you could buy a Mazda2 for that money. Or, if you hang on a month of two, a new Fiesta. Or a new Jazz. Or, if you can’t wait that long,just walk. You’ll be happier.

It really is that bad!!! almost as bad as this happening to you>>>>

Destroy the engine and say it broke then ask Strctly for a golf

cant theyve got rid of their fleet of VW's, the only VW they could have given me was a W12 engined Pheoton, but it wouldnt fit in my drive.

Road ??

Dont think the neighbours or my parents would appreciate me blocking 3 two car drives with one, its about a foot and half longer than a Saab 9000.

Yeah, suppose my dads disco 3 just fits on his drive we can get it further but only the bonnet untill the mirros smack the wall even ppointed in

been along time from my last post in this thread so heres a lil up date
iam pissed off today for :
shiznit job in work
new cleaning stuff not turning up
newist mods going down the drain
and loosing out on a mk1 derby !!!
meh
on forgeting to get a birds phone number in chester on
saterday !!!! kicking my self big style
matt

dont worry matt, get yourself a chevvy and you brain will melt out your ears with boredom.


the car is just mind-numbingly boring tbh, also the abs system cuts in at the slightest touch of the brakes.

we need pics of this chevvy.....

also as i did, affix the vw show stickers you attend in it - in its window.

will get them 2moz.

wicked... is this going to be on the all types stand, with dub badges cable tied on?

lol u should of just sed f**k it and got the phaeton, ur rents would of had no choice

thought id test change my name as thephonic wasnt really vw e, plus its handy now cauz my intials of my surname are vw!